THE COURT WILL NOW HEAR
Finally, the Wi-Fi answers for its crimes.
A court of record for grievances against inanimate objects and abstract concepts. Every case, charge and ruling is entered into the record, and every ruling can cite earlier rulings as precedent.
- Cases filed
- 15
- Conviction rate
- 77%
- Awaiting trial
- 2
Today's docket
TEO-2026-015 · 2026-09-18The Printer Strikes at 8:59Plaintiff: Office Manager, Cork v. The PrinterAwaiting trialTEO-2026-014 · 2026-09-10The Second Sock (Appeal Pending)Plaintiff: A Tired Parent v. The Left SockAwaiting trialTEO-2026-013 · 2026-08-15Veering Left in Aisle FourPlaintiff: Weekly Shopper v. The Shopping TrolleyNot guiltyTEO-2026-012 · 2026-08-01Setting Three Means NothingPlaintiff: Breakfast Enthusiast v. The ToasterGuilty (with mercy)TEO-2026-008 · 2026-07-19Sunny Intervals (Alleged)Plaintiff: Tourist, Wild Atlantic Way v. Irish WeatherCase dismissedTEO-2026-011 · 2026-06-12The Cable Tangle SyndicatePlaintiff: Jogger, Phoenix Park v. The Charging CableGuiltyTEO-2026-010 · 2026-06-11The Pocket KnotPlaintiff: Jogger, Phoenix Park v. The HeadphonesGuiltyTEO-2026-009 · 2026-06-03Charging Only at 37 DegreesPlaintiff: Commuter, Luas Green Line v. The Charging CableGuilty (with mercy)TEO-2026-004 · 2026-05-20The Cyan RansomPlaintiff: Student, Final Year v. The PrinterGuiltyTEO-2026-003 · 2026-04-14Full Bars, Zero InternetPlaintiff: Remote Worker, Co. Galway v. The Wi-FiGuiltyTEO-2026-002 · 2026-03-05Accessory to Sock DisappearancePlaintiff: A Tired Parent v. The Washing MachineGuilty (with mercy)TEO-2026-001 · 2026-03-02The Disappearance on Laundry DayPlaintiff: A Tired Parent v. The Left SockGuiltyTEO-2026-007 · 2026-02-09The Snooze Button EntrapmentPlaintiff: Night Owl, Dublin 8 v. The Alarm ClockGuiltyTEO-2026-006 · 2026-02-02Monday, AgainPlaintiff: Everyone v. MondayNot guiltyTEO-2026-005 · 2026-01-08The 3am Hallway IncidentPlaintiff: Anonymous Parent of Three v. The Lego BrickGuilty