EST. 1887 · IN SESSION
The Tribunal of Everyday Objects

RAP SHEET · DIGITAL

The Charging Cable

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Charges only when held at a precise angle known to no living person.

Also known as: The Frayed One · Only Works at an Angle

KNOWN ACCOMPLICES

The Headphones

Criminal record (2)

TEO-2026-011 · 2026-06-12The Cable Tangle SyndicatePlaintiff: Jogger, Phoenix Park v. The Charging CableGuiltyTEO-2026-009 · 2026-06-03Charging Only at 37 DegreesPlaintiff: Commuter, Luas Green Line v. The Charging CableGuilty (with mercy)