CASE TEO-2026-011 · SEVERITY: SERIOUS
The Cable Tangle Syndicate
Jogger, Phoenix Park v. The Charging Cable
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“The day after the Pocket Knot, the charging cable was found knotted into the headphones. They were holding hands.”
WITNESSES: The Drawer of Cables
The ruling
Guilty“Given the Pocket Knot conviction, the court finds a pattern of coordinated tangling.”
— Magistrate Rubber Duck, 2026-06-12
SENTENCE: Separation from all known accomplices.