EST. 1887 · IN SESSION
The Tribunal of Everyday Objects

THE BODY OF PRECEDENT

Case Law

Rulings cite earlier rulings. The most-cited judgments shape how every future object is tried.

TEO-2026-003 Full Bars, Zero Internet

📶 The Wi-Fi · Chief Justice Grandfather Clock

Guilty

cited 3×

TEO-2026-010 The Pocket Knot

🎧 The Headphones · Magistrate Rubber Duck

Guilty

cited 1×

TEO-2026-002 Accessory to Sock Disappearance

🌀 The Washing Machine · The Hon. Justice Kettle

RELIES ON: The Disappearance on Laundry Day

Guilty (with mercy)

cited 1×

TEO-2026-001 The Disappearance on Laundry Day

🧦 The Left Sock · The Hon. Justice Kettle

Guilty

cited 1×

TEO-2026-006 Monday, Again

📅 Monday · Chief Justice Grandfather Clock

Not guilty

cited 1×

TEO-2026-013 Veering Left in Aisle Four

🛒 The Shopping Trolley · The Hon. Justice Kettle

Not guilty

cited 0×

TEO-2026-012 Setting Three Means Nothing

🍞 The Toaster · The Hon. Justice Kettle

RELIES ON: Full Bars, Zero Internet

Guilty (with mercy)

cited 0×

TEO-2026-008 Sunny Intervals (Alleged)

🌦️ Irish Weather · The Hon. Justice Kettle

RELIES ON: Full Bars, Zero Internet

Case dismissed

cited 0×

TEO-2026-011 The Cable Tangle Syndicate

🔌 The Charging Cable · Magistrate Rubber Duck

RELIES ON: The Pocket Knot; Accessory to Sock Disappearance

Guilty

cited 0×

TEO-2026-009 Charging Only at 37 Degrees

🔌 The Charging Cable · Magistrate Rubber Duck

Guilty (with mercy)

cited 0×

TEO-2026-004 The Cyan Ransom

🖨️ The Printer · Chief Justice Grandfather Clock

RELIES ON: Full Bars, Zero Internet

Guilty

cited 0×

TEO-2026-007 The Snooze Button Entrapment

⏰ The Alarm Clock · Chief Justice Grandfather Clock

RELIES ON: Monday, Again

Guilty

cited 0×

TEO-2026-005 The 3am Hallway Incident

🧱 The Lego Brick · Magistrate Rubber Duck

Guilty

cited 0×