CASE TEO-2026-008 · SEVERITY: SERIOUS
Sunny Intervals (Alleged)
Tourist, Wild Atlantic Way v. Irish Weather
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“The forecast said sunny intervals. I got sun, hail, sideways rain and a rainbow in 25 minutes. I was wearing shorts.”
WITNESSES: The Shorts · A Sheep
The ruling
Case dismissed“The court finds that 'intervals' was doing a great deal of work in that forecast. Case dismissed with a warning to bring a jacket.”
— The Hon. Justice Kettle, 2026-07-19
SENTENCE: None. The defendant technically delivered sunny intervals.
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