CASE TEO-2026-006 · SEVERITY: SERIOUS
Monday, Again
Everyone v. Monday
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“It came back. We told it not to. It came back anyway, and brought emails.”
WITNESSES: Sunday Evening · The Inbox
The ruling
Not guilty“Regrettably, Monday is operating within the calendar. The court is sympathetic, but its hands are literally tied to the calendar.”
— Chief Justice Grandfather Clock, 2026-02-02
SENTENCE: None. The court cannot sentence the passage of time.
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