CASE TEO-2026-013 · SEVERITY: MINOR
Veering Left in Aisle Four
Weekly Shopper v. The Shopping Trolley
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“It veered into the biscuits. Every time I corrected it, it screamed. The whole shop looked.”
WITNESSES: Aisle Four · The Biscuits
The ruling
Not guilty“The court finds the defendant was drawn to the biscuits by forces understood by all present. Not guilty.”
— The Hon. Justice Kettle, 2026-08-15
SENTENCE: None.