CASE TEO-2026-009 · SEVERITY: MODERATE
Charging Only at 37 Degrees
Commuter, Luas Green Line v. The Charging Cable
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“It only charges if the cable is bent at a specific angle and the phone is not touched, looked at or thought about.”
WITNESSES: The Phone at 3%
The ruling
Guilty (with mercy)“The court accepts it is old and tired. Still, 37 degrees is not a reasonable demand.”
— Magistrate Rubber Duck, 2026-06-03
SENTENCE: Rehabilitation with electrical tape.