CASE TEO-2026-005 · SEVERITY: CATASTROPHIC
The 3am Hallway Incident
Anonymous Parent of Three v. The Lego Brick
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“I went to get a glass of water in the dark. I will not describe the sound I made. The defendant was exactly in the middle of the hallway, studs facing up.”
WITNESSES: The Hallway · The Glass of Water (spilled)
The ruling
Guilty“The defendant did not speak in its defence. It did not need to. Studs facing up is intent.”
— Magistrate Rubber Duck, 2026-01-08
SENTENCE: Confinement to a tub with a lid, indefinitely.