CASE TEO-2026-002 · SEVERITY: SERIOUS
Accessory to Sock Disappearance
A Tired Parent v. The Washing Machine
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“Every sock that has vanished was last seen inside this machine. It hums innocently. Too innocently.”
WITNESSES: The Door Seal
The ruling
Guilty (with mercy)“Following the precedent in the Laundry Day matter, the machine is found to have provided the getaway vehicle.”
— The Hon. Justice Kettle, 2026-03-05
SENTENCE: Monthly inspection of its door seal by a qualified sock investigator.
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