EST. 1887 ยท IN SESSION
The Tribunal of Everyday Objects

RAP SHEET ยท HOUSEHOLD

The Washing Machine

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Suspected of running an underground sock-trafficking operation behind its door seal.

Also known as: The Spin Cycle ยท Big White

KNOWN ACCOMPLICES

Criminal record (1)

TEO-2026-002 ยท 2026-03-05Accessory to Sock DisappearancePlaintiff: A Tired Parent v. The Washing MachineGuilty (with mercy)