CASE TEO-2026-010 · SEVERITY: MODERATE
The Pocket Knot
Jogger, Phoenix Park v. The Headphones
TESTIMONY OF THE PLAINTIFF
“I coiled them neatly. I put them in my pocket. I took them out 20 minutes later and they were a single solid sphere.”
WITNESSES: The Pocket
The ruling
Guilty“Tangling while completely unattended demonstrates independent criminal intent.”
— Magistrate Rubber Duck, 2026-06-11
SENTENCE: Rehabilitation on a spool.
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