EST. 1887 · IN SESSION
The Tribunal of Everyday Objects

RAP SHEET · DIGITAL

The Printer

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Has not printed a document on the first try since its manufacture. Demands cyan to print in black.

Also known as: PC LOAD LETTER · The Jammer

KNOWN ACCOMPLICES

The Wi-Fi

Criminal record (2)

TEO-2026-015 · 2026-09-18The Printer Strikes at 8:59Plaintiff: Office Manager, Cork v. The PrinterAwaiting trialTEO-2026-004 · 2026-05-20The Cyan RansomPlaintiff: Student, Final Year v. The PrinterGuilty