EST. 1887 · IN SESSION
The Tribunal of Everyday Objects

RAP SHEET · HOUSEHOLD

The Alarm Clock

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Believed to be in league with Monday. Its snooze button is widely considered entrapment.

Also known as: Snooze · The Rooster

KNOWN ACCOMPLICES

Criminal record (1)

TEO-2026-007 · 2026-02-09The Snooze Button EntrapmentPlaintiff: Night Owl, Dublin 8 v. The Alarm ClockGuilty