EST. 1887 ยท IN SESSION
The Tribunal of Everyday Objects

RAP SHEET ยท HOUSEHOLD

The Toaster

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Settings 1 to 5 all produce either bread or charcoal. Nothing in between.

Also known as: Setting 3 ยท The Pop-Up

Criminal record (1)

TEO-2026-012 ยท 2026-08-01Setting Three Means NothingPlaintiff: Breakfast Enthusiast v. The ToasterGuilty (with mercy)